Ah yes, nothing screams ‘totally innocent’ like ordering government staff to shred and burn documents. USAID employees have allegedly been instructed to destroy sensitive records after Donald Trump was named in an emergency court motion — because what’s a scandal without a cover-up attempt?
According to insiders, the order came down shortly after Trump’s legal team was notified about the motion. ‘We were told to get rid of anything that could be tied back to the investigation,’ said one anonymous source. Translation: ‘We panicked.’
Legal experts say this could spell trouble for Trump’s defense — apparently, judges don’t look kindly on disappearing evidence.
Meanwhile, Trump’s spokesperson denied any wrongdoing, calling the accusations ‘fake news.’ Sure — because nothing says ‘innocent’ like a bonfire in the evidence room.
Stay tuned — because this political dumpster fire is far from over. 🔥