Well, looks like the MAGA elite are taking a financial hit. Trump’s top billionaire supporters have reportedly lost a combined $200 billion — and no, you can’t blame this one on ‘fake news.’
According to financial analysts, the slump comes after a series of disastrous market moves and some ‘questionable investments.’ Translation: ‘They went all in on Trump, and the house won.’
One insider described the losses as ‘temporary’ — which is rich, considering these billionaires aren’t exactly living paycheck to paycheck.
Meanwhile, Trump hasn’t commented — but you can probably expect a meltdown on Truth Social any minute now.
Stay tuned — because watching billionaires lose money is surprisingly satisfying. 💸