This ‘Dune’ Isn’t Fiction — It’s the Longest Conveyor Belt in the US and It’s Moving Sand in Texas
Well, this sounds like something straight out of science fiction — but it’s real. The longest conveyor belt in the US is quietly hauling sand across Texas, and no, it’s not part of a dystopian movie set. The belt stretches for miles and is used to transport sand for fracking operations. That’s right — Texas ... Read more
Read more46-Year-Old Making $36,500 in Dividends — Must Be Nice!
Well, isn’t this the dream? A 46-year-old investor is raking in $36,500 a year just from dividends — and now he’s spilling the beans on his top eight high-yield stocks. According to the investor, his strategy is simple: ‘Buy low, hold forever, and cash those checks.’ Sounds easy — until you realize most people can’t ... Read more
Read moreMusk Launches Appeal to Restore $56B Tesla Payday — Poor Guy?
Elon Musk is back in the headlines — this time, for trying to get his $56 billion Tesla compensation package reinstated. Apparently, $56 billion wasn’t enough the first time. Musk’s legal team argues that the deal was ‘fair’ and ‘necessary to retain talent.’ Right — because Musk was totally going to quit Tesla if he ... Read more
Read moreRoutine Knee Surgery Ends in Tragic Loss of Leg — Seriously?!
Well, this is nightmare fuel. A routine knee surgery ended in disaster after complications forced doctors to amputate the patient’s leg. Talk about worst-case scenarios. The hospital says it was an ‘unexpected complication,’ which is medical speak for ‘We have no idea how this happened.’ The patient’s family is already considering legal action, claiming negligence ... Read more
Read moreTrump Slump! MAGA Billionaires Lose $200B — Oops!
Well, looks like the MAGA elite are taking a financial hit. Trump’s top billionaire supporters have reportedly lost a combined $200 billion — and no, you can’t blame this one on ‘fake news.’ According to financial analysts, the slump comes after a series of disastrous market moves and some ‘questionable investments.’ Translation: ‘They went all ... Read more
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