Well, looks like the MAGA elite are taking a financial hit. Trump’s top billionaire supporters have reportedly lost a combined $200 billion — and no, you can’t blame this one on ‘fake news.’ According to financial analysts, the slump comes after a series of disastrous market moves and some ‘questionable investments.’ Translation: ‘They went all … Read more
Ah yes, nothing screams ‘totally innocent’ like ordering government staff to shred and burn documents. USAID employees have allegedly been instructed to destroy sensitive records after Donald Trump was named in an emergency court motion — because what’s a scandal without a cover-up attempt? According to insiders, the order came down shortly after Trump’s legal … Read more
Well, this is awkward. Donald Trump once claimed that Russia had ‘all the cards’ in the geopolitical poker game — but apparently, Putin’s been bluffing the whole time. A new ceasefire proposal has exposed major cracks in Russia’s position, leaving analysts wondering if Putin’s strategy was all smoke and mirrors. ‘It’s clear now that Russia’s … Read more
Oh boy, just when you thought American politics couldn’t get any weirder, Joe Walsh drops a headline-worthy bombshell. According to Walsh, former President Donald Trump could theoretically “stop the midterms” and make a comeback. Because, you know, democracy is apparently optional now. Walsh — a former GOP congressman turned Trump critic — claims that Trump … Read more
