Well, looks like karma booked a first-class ticket on this flight. A plane carrying former Philippine President Rodrigo Duterte to the International Criminal Court (ICC) was mysteriously delayed — because apparently, even the universe wants him to sweat a little.
Duterte, who faces accusations of crimes against humanity related to his brutal war on drugs, was reportedly calm during the delay — but sources say his aides were ‘visibly stressed.’ Translation: ‘They were freaking out.’
Airport officials blamed ‘technical issues,’ which could mean anything from a mechanical fault to the pilot calling in sick after realizing who was on board.
Meanwhile, Duterte’s legal team insists the delay was ‘politically motivated.’ Sure — because even gravity is conspiring against him now.
Stay tuned — because this international legal drama is about to hit turbulence. ✈️