EU to Impose Counter Tariffs on Over $28 Billion of US Goods — Because Why Not?

Ah yes, trade wars — the gift that keeps on giving. The European Union has announced plans to slap over $28 billion in counter tariffs on US goods. Why? Because apparently mutual economic destruction is the hottest new trend.

According to EU officials, the tariffs are a response to ongoing US trade policies that they’ve labeled as ‘unfair.’ Translation: ‘We’re sick of the nonsense, so here’s some financial pain in return.’

Affected products include everything from agricultural goods to industrial equipment. So basically, everyone’s going to feel this one.

A US trade official responded by saying they hope for ‘continued dialogue’ — which is political speak for ‘We’re panicking, please don’t make this worse.’

Stay tuned, because this trade war drama is far from over. 💼

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