Two Men Accused of Assault at Cordova Restaurant — Dinner and a Show?

Well, that’s one way to ruin dinner. Two men were arrested after allegedly getting into a brawl at a Cordova restaurant — because apparently, ordering off the menu wasn’t enough excitement.

Witnesses say the fight started over a ‘misunderstanding’ — which usually means someone’s drink order was wrong. Police arrived to break it up, but not before the men put on a full WWE-style performance.

Both suspects were taken into custody and are facing assault charges. ‘We’re still investigating what caused the fight,’ said a police spokesperson. Translation: ‘We’ll figure it out after we watch the security footage.’

No injuries were reported — except maybe to the restaurant’s Yelp rating.

Stay tuned — because this case might be heading straight to Judge Judy. 🍽️

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